America’s Next Top Mammon
Please notify this girl that a demon has incarnated next to her! What is it exactly? Oh, no, that’s not a demon from the pits of hell, but some hellishly awful eyeshadow. Okay, the eye shadow takes care of the problem, but what’s up with that strange smile? We believe she is possessed, in addition to having a discolored eye. Now is the time to get the salt!
Bridesmaid Meltdown
This bridesmaid passed out in the kitchen…or at the altar, because she couldn’t tolerate the heat. The bride and groom appear to be so happy that they don’t notice! They must be in love because they are only looking at each other! Okay, but seriously, is there a doctor among us? Please help! The happy couple was oblivious until audience members began pointing and shouting. However, the rest of the wedding went off without a hitch!