Unexpected Vandalism
Real estate agents historically have a way with words, it’s a quality that helps them succeed in their jobs. Whatever they may encounter, negative or positive, they always find a way to put a positive twist on it. Two rooms have been knocked into one? Well that’s an incredible big room you have here! Horrid carpet? Thankfully there is a lovely wood floor underneath, just waiting to be revealed. However, this one they may have some trouble with… Perhaps the word written on the wall is coconut?
Free Bike!
Did you know that if you sign this place, you’ll get a free bike! Please ignore the rest of the place, it’s something you would call a ‘doer-upper’. The place is a work in progress, it has potential! You just have to paint a few walls and such. The free bike makes it all worth it… right?